Something Missing A Novel

A career criminal with OCD tendencies and a savant-like genius for
bringing order to his crime scenes, Martin considers himself one of the
best. After all, he’s been able to steal from the same people for years
on end—virtually undetected. Of course, this could also be because of
his unique business model—taking only items that will go unnoticed by
the homeowner. After all, who would notice a missing roll of toilet
paper here, a half-used bottle of maple syrup there, or even a rarely
used piece of china buried deep within a dusty cabinet?
 
Even
though he's never met these homeowners, spending hours in their houses,
looking through their photo albums and reading their journals, he feels
like he knows them. So Martin decides to meddle more in their
lives—playing the part of a rather odd guardian angel—even though it
means breaking many of his neurotic rules.
 
In this hilarious,
suspenseful and often profound novel about a man used to planning every
second of his life, Martin comes to realize that life is much better
lived on the edge (at least some of the time).